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Did Bible God commit adultery or have pre-marital sex by impregnating Mary? Should He have been stoned for such an act?
"Errrr...honey, Joseph, I didn`t cheat on you and have sex with the Roman soldiers. Yes, I know. The baby can't be yours because we haven`t 'done it' yet, but....
No, Joe, Joe, listen to me -- put down that stone. Ok, baby, here is what happened....
Errrrr... I had a dream... eerrrr yeah yeah... that`s what happened... I had a dream and... errrr eerrrr... in this dream errrr... a ghost... errr I mean a holy Ghost... well, let`s just say he was God, came and told me... he wanted me to have his son. Now Joe, baby... who am I to refuse to do what the Roman sold ... errrr I mean God told me to do...? Yea. That`s right. It happened during a dream."
Oh Joe. You never know the trouble you would have had saved the world had you just thrown that stone.
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* Please, no one get riled up over this satire like the Muslims with cartoons. It is all satire. Besides... it is all fiction and no stones were actually hurt in the creation of it. Thank Gawd!
"Errrr...honey, Joseph, I didn`t cheat on you and have sex with the Roman soldiers. Yes, I know. The baby can't be yours because we haven`t 'done it' yet, but....
No, Joe, Joe, listen to me -- put down that stone. Ok, baby, here is what happened....
Errrrr... I had a dream... eerrrr yeah yeah... that`s what happened... I had a dream and... errrr eerrrr... in this dream errrr... a ghost... errr I mean a holy Ghost... well, let`s just say he was God, came and told me... he wanted me to have his son. Now Joe, baby... who am I to refuse to do what the Roman sold ... errrr I mean God told me to do...? Yea. That`s right. It happened during a dream."
Oh Joe. You never know the trouble you would have had saved the world had you just thrown that stone.
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* Please, no one get riled up over this satire like the Muslims with cartoons. It is all satire. Besides... it is all fiction and no stones were actually hurt in the creation of it. Thank Gawd!