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Is Your Pasta Sauce Listening to You? Prego Launches Dinner-Conversation Recording Device
Pasta lovers are puzzled by this perplexing product release.
www.today.com
This is NOT the ONION!! Shell station quality pasta sauce maker Prego (that charges like 2 bucks for a tiny jar of chinese manufactured spaghetti sauce) suddenly wants to encourage families to have meaningful conversations (whatever that means) at the dinner table and if it has to spy on them it will do so. And the funniest part is their pathetic attempt at gaslighting, saying “don’t worry kids we’re not collecting data, it’s stored “securely””
!! Imagine coming across one of the few who would actually buy this, like imagine being invited to someone’s house for dinner and the kids and family sit down and the father is like “wait hold on let me setup this voice recording device I got from Prego my favorite gas station sauce brand. Oh don’t worry, all it does is help add meaning behind our dinner discussions. It’s AI free”