Well, I'm stretching it, but these are verbatim comments from a video about having to social distance at home, keeping 6 feet away from each other, in order to preserve one's marriages. I think they're hilarious.
I can’t stand the people in my house. I don’t want them to talk to me. Or give me their opinions. That’s how I’m doing!
i Guys! We have been married for 40 years and retired for 10 years so we have been together 24/7 since then. All I can say is there is a body lying on the floor and it is NOT mine. Hahaha...only kidding. I do believe when this quarantine is lifted, the divorce lawyers will become RICH.
I have self quarantined myself to my basement away from wife and kids! I also set traps! Lol can someone say cabin fever.
Love my 3 kids but I have implemented 90min of Mommy quiet time everyday. Otherwise....������
You guys are still in the same room?!
I can hear you chewing those pretzels from 6ft away
I can hear your voice six feet away. So that's a problem.
I hate you. It’s not cute anymore
The open mouth chew drives me nuts. I have to remind myself I love my wife.
"Aren't you embarrassed?"
My absolute favorite.
Right now Jolene can have my man!