I'm curious about a phenomenon I have come across the internet and social media in particular. It is not my intention to appear polemical or to offend anyone, nor do I wish to single out one people. For instance, the algorithm on social media keeps flooding my feeds with pseudohistorical kitsch about various ancient empires, cultures and peoples, something I'm sure most social media users are familiar with. And these pages, whether they're bot-generated or run by actual people, attract a lot of comments that regularly end up in heated debates among literal idiots who have never met each other and never will. Sometimes they're entertaining to read but I tend to ignore them for most of the time. To take one example, I see posts about ancient Iranian history on a regular basis. Naturally you're going to find a lot of comments from Iranians. What caught my attention is how deluded many Iranians are about themselves, especially those living in the West. A lot of them think they're white or that they can pass for Europeans. One of them even claimed that many Iranians can pass for northern Europeans or that many look like American actors. I have met many Iranians in my life and think they're great people. They have certain weaknesses, like the obsession with consumerism and status, but they are well-educated and good to hang out with. However, even before social media, I would regularly notice their obsession with Europeans and their phenotype, at least with some of its stereotypical depictions. Yes, there is no single European phenotype but let's not stray from the topic. Especially Iranian women love to dye their hair blond or wear blue contacts. Iranians are also notorious for their predilection for plastic surgeries but that's another topic.
Where does this obsession come from? Do Iranians actually believe that they are close to Europeans? Is it the result of an inferiority complex for being part of the broader Middle East? They have no reason for that. One's for sure: I have never met an Iranian that looks European or even southern European. Sure, some Iranians are lighter than others but they are still easy to spot, even those who have a European father or mother and I know two such cases. The most recent funny thing I saw on the internet is a contemporary depiction of the Parthians. They are shown as white, blond- or red-haired warriors. It looks like something out of a pseudo-scientific, late 19th century nordicist fairy tale, except that these fairy tales are advocated by people who only speak the language of an originally steppe people but are deeply rooted in their current homeland genetically, meaning that their ancestry is predominantly derived from non-IE-speaking, ancient populations of present-day Iran and this is perfectly visible from their appearance. You may see a European-looking person here and there but Iran is a country of almost 90 million people and it's called cherry-picking. The Parthians themselves were a subgroup of the Scythian-related Saka who were already heavily mixed with East Eurasians. The picture of the Parthians I'm talking about shows them after they've already been ruling Iran for a 3-4 centuries. So the idea that they looked like Europeans is ridiculous. That's hardly worth discussing and surely it must make sense to even those who adhere to this kind of identity escapism or even denialism.
I have noticed a similar trend among Levantines, most notably the Lebanese. They have this perception about themselves that they look like Italians. When you dig a little into their discussions, you'll get the impression that the deep motives lie in a claim of superiority in relation to the Arabs. Some Levantines (I'm not including the Israelis due to their European background, at least in the case of the Ashkenazim and Sephardim) can pass as Europeans because there has been a lot of European admixture in the region, starting with ANF in the calcolithic, to the Greeks, Romans and Crusaders, although I doubt that the latter left a noteworthy genetic impact on the region.
Where does this obsession come from? Do Iranians actually believe that they are close to Europeans? Is it the result of an inferiority complex for being part of the broader Middle East? They have no reason for that. One's for sure: I have never met an Iranian that looks European or even southern European. Sure, some Iranians are lighter than others but they are still easy to spot, even those who have a European father or mother and I know two such cases. The most recent funny thing I saw on the internet is a contemporary depiction of the Parthians. They are shown as white, blond- or red-haired warriors. It looks like something out of a pseudo-scientific, late 19th century nordicist fairy tale, except that these fairy tales are advocated by people who only speak the language of an originally steppe people but are deeply rooted in their current homeland genetically, meaning that their ancestry is predominantly derived from non-IE-speaking, ancient populations of present-day Iran and this is perfectly visible from their appearance. You may see a European-looking person here and there but Iran is a country of almost 90 million people and it's called cherry-picking. The Parthians themselves were a subgroup of the Scythian-related Saka who were already heavily mixed with East Eurasians. The picture of the Parthians I'm talking about shows them after they've already been ruling Iran for a 3-4 centuries. So the idea that they looked like Europeans is ridiculous. That's hardly worth discussing and surely it must make sense to even those who adhere to this kind of identity escapism or even denialism.
I have noticed a similar trend among Levantines, most notably the Lebanese. They have this perception about themselves that they look like Italians. When you dig a little into their discussions, you'll get the impression that the deep motives lie in a claim of superiority in relation to the Arabs. Some Levantines (I'm not including the Israelis due to their European background, at least in the case of the Ashkenazim and Sephardim) can pass as Europeans because there has been a lot of European admixture in the region, starting with ANF in the calcolithic, to the Greeks, Romans and Crusaders, although I doubt that the latter left a noteworthy genetic impact on the region.
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