Young recruit going out for a friendly drink with his boss after work :
Boss : "So Dan, do you like tits ?"
Employee : (a bit surprised and taken aback by the question) "Who doesn't, sir ?"
Boss : "Oh yeah, black tits especially. Beautiful ! And cute too."
Employee : (nodding, a bit baffled by his boss' directness)
Boss : "I like watching them when I get up in the morning. You know, through the window".
Employee : "Through the window ? You mean you are peeking at, er... females, from your apartment's window ?"
Boss : "Females or males, I don't know. But you sure better be peeping if you don't want to scare them away. Haha !".
Employee : (smiling in disbelief)
Boss : "So, do you have a lot of tits where you are from ?"
Employee : (a bit embrassed) "Err, yes. We certainly do, sir."
Boss : "And, tell me Dan, what's your favourite kind of birds ? Do you prefer the cute, shy, little ones, or the predators ?"
Employee : "Well..."
Boss : "Come on boy, don't be so reserved ! If you care to join me one day, I've got good binoculars, we could have fun watching my favourite tits from my place if you want."
Employee : "Frankly sir, er... to tell you the truth I have a fiancée and..."
Boss : "What does your fiancée have to do with that ? Would she like to come too ?"
Employee : (in disbelief) "With all due respect, I don' think it's really appropriate for you and me to discuss inviting my fiancée to watch naked women from your apartment."
Boss : "Naked women ? Who told you about naked women, you little pervert ?"
Employee : "But the tits, sir..." (waiting a moment) Oh, you actually meant the
birds, right ?"
Boss : (upset) "Yes, of course, I meant the birds. You know, the animal, with wings. What on earth do you think I was talking about ?"
